Archive for the ‘high weirdness’ Category

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The world’s best urinals

January 11, 2007

Do you have a favorite urinal to visit when nature calls?

If for some strange reason you answered yes to that question, you might want to snap a photo, submit it to urinal.net — which bills itself as “The best place to piss away your time on the Internet” — and see how it ranks against audience favorites like these:

The “She-inals” — a failed attempt at a urinal for women — are also interesting:

The funnel-like device that is is shared by everyone using the urinal also proved not to be a popular feature. Because of those reasons, not more than 700 ‘She-inals’ were sold before Urinette, the company that manufactured it, sold the manufacturing rights.”

 

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The O’Hare UFO Sighting

January 9, 2007

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Not often that a UFO sighting gets respectful treatment from the mainstream press. But it’s not often that something resembling a gigantic contact lens is spotted hovering above a major American airport in the daytime.

The Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (the term that extraterrestrial-watchers nowadays prefer over Unidentified Flying Object) was first seen by a United ramp worker who was directing back a United plane at Gate C17, according to an account the worker provided to the National UFO Reporting Center.

The sighting occurred during daylight, about 4:30 p.m., just before sunset.

All the witnesses said the object was dark gray and well defined in the overcast skies. They said the craft, estimated by different accounts to be 6 feet to 24 feet in diameter, did not display any lights.

Some said it looked like a rotating Frisbee, while others said it did not appear to be spinning. All agreed the object made no noise and it was at a fixed position in the sky, just below the 1,900-foot cloud deck, until shooting off into the clouds.

Witnesses shaken by sighting

“I tend to be scientific by nature, and I don’t understand why aliens would hover over a busy airport,” said a United mechanic who was in the cockpit of a Boeing 777 that he was taxiing to a maintenance hangar when he observed the metallic-looking object above Gate C17.

“But I know that what I saw and what a lot of other people saw stood out very clearly, and it definitely was not an [Earth] aircraft,” the mechanic said.

One United employee appeared emotionally shaken by the sighting and “experienced some religious issues” over it, one co-worker said.

MSNBC’s science editor Alan Boyle offers up a balanced treatment of the sighting on his blog. Judging by these pics, the “cloud formation” hypothesis is not quite as ridiculous as it might seem.

Also: Laughing Squid’s artistic renditions.

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Tony and Andy — A Shitload of Torrenty Goodness

January 8, 2007

 

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Attention Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton freaks — the astonishing Greylodge has posted a veritable avalanche of torrents to 8.5 GB of ‘chewy, gooey, disturbed goodness’:

  • All Appearances by AK on Friday’s
  • Vol. 1, 2 AND 4 of the Rare Andy Kaufman Collections. (Vol. 3 is still rumored to exist…will we release it? Wait and see.)
  • I’m From Hollywood (expanded)
  • Andy Plays Carnegie Hall (expanded, direct from Andy’s own copy!)
  • Andy’s Funhouse
  • AK Bio from A & E
  • Rodney Dangerfield’s “I Can’t Take It No More” special, with AK of course!
  • The ultra-rare Johnny Cash Xmas Special, with AK as a featured performer and all-around pest.
  • Stormy Justice with Judge Tony Clifton
  • The Tony Clifton Movie
  • Stick Around (pre-Taxi Pilot that never aired) plus outakes
  • The Kaufman Files- Vol 1 & 2

Pick and choose after downloading the zip file — but don’t forget to seed. With piracy comes responsibility.

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Cock and Ball Torture

January 7, 2007

It’s not what you think. Indeed, this is a family-friendly piece of evidence that the march of death grind metal conquers all

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Alex Jones in Waking Life

January 7, 2007

Found this last night. It’s a great clip.